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Worse than a person whom we consider a joke. He's low-key, sketch, and an embarrassment.

(Some sources believe it has originated from the combination of 'Clown + Joke,' however other sources dispute this claim.)

Get this cloke out of the room -- this fool is ruining all the good vibes.

Cloke by Alex Mak June 30, 2016

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Cloke

UK spelling of 'Cloak' and other British-y places, according to cloakbrand . com
Portmanteau of Cloak and joke - I think
Happy hump day
AF

"Uwu, have you see the new cloke clothing line on cloakbrand . com? They've got reasonably priced and high-quality clothing and other accessories for sale, but be careful, this cloking line is limited! And - Sunrise Suprise! - there are kazoos in three different colours!"
"Owo, I haven't seen it, I'll have to go check it out at cloakbrand . com/!"

Cloke by 1.4 April 1, 2020

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cloke

cloke-(n) coke spelled with a typo; cloak spelled by a re-tard.

harry potter: hey did you see my awesome invisibility cloke??
hermione: harry, you re-tard.

guy 1: wanna go get a cloke?
guy 2: guy 1, you re-tard.

cloke by sayyoumeanit September 25, 2010

Arctic Chokey

When you get sucked off by an Eskimo or in a severely cold climate.

She gave me such a great Arctic Chokey you think her tongue was stuck to the pole.

Arctic Chokey by Nice Cock Bro May 12, 2021

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tax clode

A kind of blusion where accounts are grapolated, which provides many advantages in terms of dergents and patrants, but a tax cloded account cannot receive glarded funds without an inoppolity certificate

I need to know if the fund is glarded, since my account in in a tax clode.

A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account.

tax clode by T.W.B March 20, 2021

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Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie Hole

A polite way to say Go Fuck Yourself

Bobby: Hey Dave, make us a brew?
Dave: How about you Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie hole!!

Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie Hole by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

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Cloaker

A scary ass motherfucker from payday 2.

' OH SHIT CLOAKER'
(Kickdown)
Cloaker: I'VE GOT YOUR SAFE HOUSE RIGHT FUCKIN HERE

Cloaker by Tacticalbananas March 18, 2018

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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