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Jacob Clohisy 

A man who constantly works out with 0 gains.
Dude, I hope my effort at the gym doesn't turn me into a Jacob Clohisy.
Jacob Clohisy by MrCrackers99 February 12, 2019
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Clohder the Rabbit 

Clohder the Rabbit is a character who completes acts of stupidity daily if not minutely. Acts such as falling over, shocking itself and whining.
Did you see that Clohder the Rabbit bail?
Clohe isthe name of a girl who is super sweet and funny, an alternative spelling of the name "Chloe." Clohe is funny and can put a smile on anybody's face.
Wow did you meet that new girl? She is so sweet and funny, her name must be Clohe.

Omg I wish I was Clohe!!
clohe by curvebuster July 12, 2016
The single orafice of a chicken, or other bird, from which urine, feces, blood, etc. are excreted. Also a derogatory term for a woman who talks and talks and and talks and is self-centered narcissistic bitch.
After that 3 hour staff meeting, I've had enough of the clohica to last me a lifetime. She can't stand a moment that isn't filled with her shitty ideas and stupid opinons just flowing from the clohica hole in her old, wrinkled 909-er face.
clohica by Guillermo August 28, 2003
I wish I was a Clohesy
Clohesy by dsfbejkbdzfk July 23, 2018

Clohsasexual 

Basically broken down into closet-sexual, refers to a man or woman that is married, has children, and is "in the closet" about his/her sexual feelings. Basically, a parent is a homosexual and people only assume since no confirmation has been given.
"Dude, look at that guy's flip flops. Those kids of his don't mean nothin'."
"Yeah dude, total clohsasexual."
Clohsasexual by Ihaffa Bihgwon April 25, 2007