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clissold 

A mad dawg who is a OG and knows how to fuck shit up and rack line
That moose he is a Clissold
clissold by Moose dawg July 20, 2016
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Dr. Clissold 

AKA dr. Clit or Dr. Clissy. One of the worst principals to ever walk the earth. Hated by every student and staff member. Does not actually care about students and only liked by herself and her student servants.
“Dr. Clit AKA Dr. Clissold is the worst principal in school history, I can’t even give respect her enough to call her Dr.” Dr. Clissy has struck again!
Dr. Clissold by anonymous December 15, 2021
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Dr. Clissold 

First female, Hawaiian-native, LGBTQ+ principal of Santa Rosa High School. She's always rocking an all-black/monochromatic pantsuit (and sometimes black aviators). Most students have a misinformed perception of her, but in reality she's actually really cool, down to earth, knowledgeable and a true advocate. Unfortunately, the name that has stuck the most is "Dr. Clit", but she could honestly pull a Hillary Clinton (ex: the "nasty woman" thing"). Most students haven't gotten the chance to actually know her, but once you actually sit down and have a conversation with her you'll change your mind.

Full name: Dr. Kimberly Clissold
Dr. Clissold wears the pants in the relationship (and an all white suit at her wedding).
Dr. Clissold by Dirty Daddy D January 22, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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