An emergency caused by not ejaculating for longperiods of time.
Dave: Yo, check out that booty *points to big booty*
Peter: Whoa, that looks amazing.
Dave: Yea, she def doesn't skip leg days
Peter: I think I have a cumergency, gonna go to the bathroom to take care of right now...
Dave: Seriously bro? At the club...?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!