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Cleaned up 

To be severely beat up or even murdered by someone.
Person 1: Bro what happened to Gary, I haven't seen him around for a few weeks.
Person 2: Did you not hear? Gary got cleaned up by the mafia last month. He's in hospital now.
Cleaned up by Big Big Boss December 10, 2019

Cleaned up 

Make a substantial gain or profit.
"I took her to a casino and we cleaned up"
Cleaned up by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

Cleaned Up Rat 

A cleaned up rat is when a person from your friend group gets their eyebrows done and looks like a fucking queen doing so. This may result in the other members of the friend group to make fun of you, but it’s all because they’re jealous they haven’t gotten their bushy ass eyebrows done in a hot second
girl #1- I got my eyebrows done bitches

girl #2- u still look like a rat to me though

girl #1- a cleaned up rat though😎😎
Cleaned Up Rat by FLRAT November 28, 2019

getting cleaned up for the weekend 

1.when two ladies decide to simulataneously munch,eat,lick, and ravage a mans rectum and penis untill ejaculation...
2.exactly what it sounds like, get extra clean!
3.when a woman tounge punches a mans fartbox, while the other engulfs the wang...
shannon and erika decided to clean aaron up for the weekend, he was very pleased because, he was getting cleaned up for the weekend...

sperm cleaner-upper 

One who carries around buckets of soapy water, and paint scrapers to clean away the ejaculatory fluid left on old women and farm animals.

A person who is very high in the social ladder
HI I'm Larry, I'm the sperm cleaner upper, I'm here to wash away the ejaculatory fluid that was reportedly left on your Grand mother

The Make-A-Messer-Cleaner-Upper 

A mind blowing amazing machine that the world of science has ever known.
"The Make-A-Messer-Cleaner-Upper is a fantastic science project
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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