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clean the carpet

to shave, trim, wax and/or manicure pubic hair

Crap! I completely forgot that David's coming over tonight... I need to run home and clean the carpet.

by runnerbabe July 02, 2009

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CLEANING THE CARPET

PERFORMING CUNNILINGUS

My boyfriend really likes cleaning the carpet!

by JenPaulII October 23, 2009

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cleaning carpet

Licking someone's public hair.

"What were you up to last night?" "Just cleaning carpet" "How olds your girlfriend, 70?"

by rapscal_2002 February 02, 2017

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