clean sheets
clean sheets by slut tits May 26, 2004
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Clean sheets
Sheets that are meant to be dirtied!
Harley: Babe, I am making the bed with the clean sheets so fuck off.
Jax: Why would I do that? You know those sheets need to be dirtied and you need to be broken in for the day. So…Want to fuck?
Jax: Why would I do that? You know those sheets need to be dirtied and you need to be broken in for the day. So…Want to fuck?
Clean sheets by Um…Yeah, I do this for fun! November 30, 2021
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Clean sheet night
When you wash your sheets and wait till the very last minute the dryer cycle is done just to be able to get those warm, crispy puppies back on the bed, to have the cosiest sleep you'll have all week.
I could smell the dainty laundry detergent airing off the clean, crisp bed sheets I just washed. My Sundays are shit, but nothing beats my Sunday nights because it's clean sheet night.
Gavin: hey man, wanna go for beers after work?
Mort: nah way man! It's clean sheet night!
Gavin: hey man, wanna go for beers after work?
Mort: nah way man! It's clean sheet night!
Clean sheet night by srirachalover666 October 24, 2014
Clean Sheet Wednesdays
Often when Wednesdays get ruint due to cramp occurring in a centre-halves leg just after half time, as a result of this, the team often go home after conceding 3 or more.
Forget clean sheet wednesdays gaffa my legs cramping up just after the half. A true pussy who decides to ruin clean sheet wednesdays due to a lack of fitness
This can often be seen in very shit players who have no intention of helping their team.
This can often be seen in very shit players who have no intention of helping their team.
Clean Sheet Wednesdays by doggirlsareunderrated January 22, 2020
clean sheet
After a heavy night out, when you drank the pub dry you wake up go to the toilet, wipe your arse and the sheets clean,(didnt even touch the sides)!
clean sheet by shaunus1234 September 28, 2006
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