When you wash your sheets and wait till the very last minute the dryer cycle is done just to be able to get those warm, crispy puppies back on the bed, to have the cosiest sleep you'll have all week.

I could smell the dainty laundry detergent airing off the clean, crisp bed sheets I just washed. My Sundays are shit, but nothing beats my Sunday nights because it's clean sheet night.

Gavin: hey man, wanna go for beers after work?
Mort: nah way man! It's clean sheet night!

Clean sheet night by srirachalover666 October 24, 2014

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Clean Sheet Wednesdays

Often when Wednesdays get ruint due to cramp occurring in a centre-halves leg just after half time, as a result of this, the team often go home after conceding 3 or more.

Forget clean sheet wednesdays gaffa my legs cramping up just after the half. A true pussy who decides to ruin clean sheet wednesdays due to a lack of fitness

This can often be seen in very shit players who have no intention of helping their team.

Clean Sheet Wednesdays by doggirlsareunderrated January 22, 2020

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clean sheets

When you leave your friends to go have dirty sex with some guy I don't even know.

I have clean sheets and need to get some sex on them, I'll see you later.

clean sheets by slut tits May 26, 2004

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Clean sheets

Sheets that are meant to be dirtied!

Harley: Babe, I am making the bed with the clean sheets so fuck off.
Jax: Why would I do that? You know those sheets need to be dirtied and you need to be broken in for the day. So…Want to fuck?

Clean sheets by Um…Yeah, I do this for fun! November 30, 2021

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clean bed sheets

something you wont have after you have sex

“oh shit man what happened with ur clean bed sheets!?” “i had sex withh ur mom”

clean bed sheets by tartagliasjuicyballs March 27, 2022

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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