Clean Dick

(n.) A penis that is washed every shower and has no foul odor or taste; formerly considered a myth but is possible when dating a man who does not think bathing his genitals will turn him gay.

Tara: Was giving him a blow job bad?
Alex: No, he has a clean dick. It was actually pretty awesome.

Clean Dick by Vernacular Lingo December 16, 2017

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CLEAN DICK

A slang-term for giving yourself or giving someone a hand-job. Obviously only can be proformed to a guy.

Joe asked me to clean his dick but I told him rain check because I had to clean Alex's dick instead. I like to clean dick!

CLEAN DICK by Nicole (Joe's G/F) May 15, 2006

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CLEAN DICK • Big Dick Fuck Clan (BDFC) • clean • clean up • clean cut • clean house • clean break • clean and jerk • Clean Getaway • clean sanchez

Big Dick Fuck Clan (BDFC)

A secret society of African American men with massive penises that have been around since the beginning of time, with one goal of fucking all the tight juicy asses they can find throughout History.

They are led by a Large Swole Man named “Gerron the Big Black Sugar Daddy”

Dude I ran into the Big Dick Fuck Clan (BDFC) last night. My asshole is destroyed

Bro my grandpa told me stories about the BDFC they have been fucking asses since the dawn of time.

It doesn’t matter if your a man or a woman. The BDFC will come for that ass.

Big Dick Fuck Clan (BDFC) by Robert (The Daddy) Armstrong September 5, 2022

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cleandick

a big massive erect penis, that is shoved violently into ones arse and then licked after with scrapings of poo all gone.

" i was fucking my hoe, then she gave me a cleandick"

cleandick by dan claps March 19, 2008

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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