Clean Dick

(n.) A penis that is washed every shower and has no foul odor or taste; formerly considered a myth but is possible when dating a man who does not think bathing his genitals will turn him gay.

Tara: Was giving him a blow job bad?
Alex: No, he has a clean dick. It was actually pretty awesome.

Clean Dick by Vernacular Lingo December 16, 2017

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CLEAN DICK

A slang-term for giving yourself or giving someone a hand-job. Obviously only can be proformed to a guy.

Joe asked me to clean his dick but I told him rain check because I had to clean Alex's dick instead. I like to clean dick!

CLEAN DICK by Nicole (Joe's G/F) May 15, 2006

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CLEAN DICK • Big Dick Fuck Clan (BDFC) • clean • clean up • clean cut • clean house • clean break • clean and jerk • Clean Getaway • clean slate

Big Dick Fuck Clan (BDFC)

A secret society of African American men with massive penises that have been around since the beginning of time, with one goal of fucking all the tight juicy asses they can find throughout History.

They are led by a Large Swole Man named “Gerron the Big Black Sugar Daddy”

Dude I ran into the Big Dick Fuck Clan (BDFC) last night. My asshole is destroyed

Bro my grandpa told me stories about the BDFC they have been fucking asses since the dawn of time.

It doesn’t matter if your a man or a woman. The BDFC will come for that ass.

Big Dick Fuck Clan (BDFC) by Robert (The Daddy) Armstrong September 5, 2022

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cleandick

a big massive erect penis, that is shoved violently into ones arse and then licked after with scrapings of poo all gone.

" i was fucking my hoe, then she gave me a cleandick"

cleandick by dan claps March 19, 2008

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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