Clax

A Sudden or unexpected event, usually at one's misfortune.

Dylan had a clax when the model rocket engine suddenly shot exhaust into his face.

Jim had a clax when the gun unexpectedly fired onto his foot.

Misfortune event

by d_leet October 5, 2016

Clax

To expand and contract your anal walls with such force and veracity it makes an off-clapping noise: clax.

"I watched my girl clax on it last night, shit was amazing"

by RedFruitMasterClaxxer July 16, 2024

Clax

To “clax” or the act of “claxing” describes the practice of blasting rope all over your neighbors dog.

“Did you hear how Eli claxed Ms. Johnson’s dog the other day?”

by claxingmaster123 April 9, 2024

Sam Claxton

Someone of high stature. Often seen as a super human or god.

Other meanings can mean loser or someone of lower social standing.

Meaning One:
Girl One: Did you see him?
Girl: Ikr what a Sam Claxton

Girl one: I want him

Meaning Two-
Person one: So why didn't you invite them to your party?
Person two: He was such a Sam Claxton

by Dickfacestan January 22, 2015

claxxon

A person thing that is significantly loud, or has a skill to annoy all their surroundings.

A claxxon is an energetic, hyper being that will make use of any boring thing in the room and convert it into a tool of entertainment.

"Look at that Claxxon! he really gets on my nerves, but i wanna hang with him"

by Curtian May 20, 2014

claxon

A word that can mean anything in any context.

claxon me a pint mate.
you claxon
im claxoning off to the shop
claxon you later
waa im claxoned

by k werd May 6, 2005

claxon

Chavs use this word when they are jealous of how clever and intelligent you are.

I'm gonna fuckin write bellend on the wall coz it's me favourite word o' week (writes 'Bilend'). There yaa go mate bellend. Fuckin' that's what you un's are innit ya fuckin'...CLAXON...Fuck me charver...I'M FUCKED!

by stu January 2, 2005