“I got fired and now I have to shill for the conservatives so I don’
t have to be a slave like the rest of the peasants 😢” ~ Fine one “classical liberal” who doesn’
t have this exact backstory.... Go ahead.... I’ll wait... I actually DARE you to find a
single one that doesn’
t have this backstory. Classical liberals are the “Vindicators” of modern society.
Hym “
Hey, Classical liberal... what do you believe?”
Classical liberal “
Well, I believe
whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’
s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’
t own a business. What are you... You didn’
t even want the
job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’
t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my
feet for a
job because... I’m the opposite? You don’
t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’
t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’
t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his
money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”