classic lie 

A lie that is common knowledge, something that no one would ever believe.

Montag: Yuxie. Did Firemen use to put out fires?

Yuxie: That's a classic lie. What's wrong Montag? Have you used your drops today? Your vitals have been off recently

classic lie by KnightofNerdom March 18, 2019

Classic Lies

Lies that have been told for generations and generally accepted as untruths. Examples: 1) Your car will be ready this afternoon, 2) Your check is in the mail. 3) I promise I won't cum in your mouth.

I told my girlfriend that swallowing jizz makes your hair shiny. That's one of those classic lies.

Classic Lies by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

classiclism 

classic at its realist.

classic+realism=classiclism

Look at that girls shirt (girls shirt: "I dont eat meat but I'll eat you alive.")..classiclism.

classiclism by ThvngsBlvwn March 27, 2011

classicier 

When something is more of a classic than another thing

That song was even more classicier than the last

classicier by the_fake_slim_shady May 30, 2016