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Crankstitute 

a girl/women or male I guess who trades sexual services for crank or meth in the Kirksville, MO area.
That girl is so dirty, she is such a crankstitute.
Crankstitute by SkullAnne July 22, 2010
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canshitting 

To defecate in a can or other container not normally used as a toilet.
Stan: Becky, all this Tupperware is full of shit. It's nasty!
Becky: Don't you talk about my canshitting, Stan!
canshitting by canshitter June 22, 2010

Cranksuit 

A sweatsuit that is worn by Ed Crankshaft. Actually, it is made of his everyday clothes which include the following: red jacket, white dress shirt, black pants, white socks, and often black oxfords, but also sometimes white sneakers. The sneaker version was most recently worn the other day. Its a great outfit for everyday wear but also for exercise as well. Take it from a former Mudhen, if you want great clothes wear when the workout bug shoots, grab a Cranksuit, its a hoot!
Ed: Whoa, its a great day for a workout! I'd better get my Cranksuit on.

Pam: You wear your Cranksuit all the time. What's so special about working out in it?

Ed: Well, all you have to do is add sneakers and it goes into a sweatsuit. I love this baby! (bends over and touches his toes)

Mac: Hey, you two, what's up? I saw you exercising and I wanted to join in the fun. Look, I got my Mudhens on!

Ed: (still stretching himself) Sure, you don't have to have a Cranksuit. Is that one of my old Mudhen suits?

Mac: Yeah, I snuck into your house and grabbed one out of your closet. I hope you don't care.

Ed: Yeah, whether you have a Cranksuit or not its a great day to stretch! First one to the hot dog stand is a dirty Mudhen!

Pam: (starts laughing) Dad, you're gonna get it! Watch out! (she starts jogging after him) You dirty bird!

Mac: Now, now, now. Don't say that. I love him! He looks good in his Cranksuit.

Ed: Whew, what a workout! How about some hot dogs? My treat.

Crackshit 

A slacker, someone who is so stoned they can't, sometimes someone on crack, just an insult.
Person 1: hey look at that guy, he hasn't been in school all year.

Person 2: Ikr
Person 1: I think he's on crack.

Person 2: yup, he's a crackshit alright
Crackshit by Kezi December 13, 2014
(Noun, Derogatory) A portmanteau of "clanker" and "nitwit" that denotes an individual whom is alleged to have surrendered some proportion (implied to be a significant proportion) of their critical thinking, value judgments, opinions, beliefs, and/or executive function to Large Language Model Generative Pretrainted Transformer conversational/agentic "AI" tools.
Don't even bother asking for his opinion; that clankwit doesn't know what he thinks until after he asks ChatGPT to think about it for him.
Clankwit by HCCRPCDrunkenMonkey February 17, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
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