Guy 1: “Word! dawg. Peep that dope, five-finger shorty...two o’clock. Mmm, straight rollin’ strapped wit some back! woo! Girl got me bustin’ a hard-o-tack, melty like a
full blown heteropheliac. Betta git in where you fit in jack, cause this car don’t ride
three deep.”
Waiter: "
Table for one?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, my buddy just blew me off with a slangbang."