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Clam Sandwich 

When two women lay down, one on top on the other (missionary style). They then push their vaginas together and the male(or for lack of male, third woman with a strap-on) comes in and fucks the spot in between them. This stimulates the clits of both women and the male's penis at the same time and everyone has a great time.
Guy 1: So I heard you banged Susan and Candy at the same time last night, you pimp!

Guy 2: Yeah, I got them both drunk and had myself a clam sandwich.
Clam Sandwich by DeadEyeD!ck February 8, 2009
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clam sandwich 

Two vaginas are pressed togther with a thin layer of roast beef placed in bewteen! It is a thinly sliced lean roast beef pressed between two hairless clams.
Excuse me... is that a clam sandwich that you two lovely ladies are displaying? Yes, we are pushing our pussies togther and, yes, this is roast beef inbetween!

Dirty Clam Sandwich 

When one guy is eating a girl out while another guy is in behind licking her bum hole
Cory and I gave his girlfriend a dirty clam sandwich last night. It was fucking awesome!!!!

open-faced clam sandwich

The preferred meal for roller skating, specifically in Southeastern North Carolina. When pulled off correctly, can be pretty impressive. For full effect, shoot the duck to Chic's "Good Times" while eating the sammy.
"Memaw was mommicked af and started munchin an open-faced clam sandwich at the roller rink".

Messy Clam Sandwich 

When you eat a super wet pussy and get clam juice all over your face
Dude should have shaved before he had that Messy Clam Sandwich, now everyone knows

Clam and Cheese sandwich 

Verb- The act; performed by a woman in which she wears nothing but an apron to make a grilled cheese and proceeds to rub the cheese bread on the surface of her hoo haa and serves the meal
Man 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Man 2: Fuck that bitch she fed me a clam and cheese sandwich and I socked the shit outta her

Clam Sandwiching

When you and as many friends of your choosing all ejaculate into a clam shell, pour it down the back of the tallest member, and make the beta of the group catch it from between the cheeks of the first victim.
"dude that geometry test sucked"
"yea but Calebs in the bathroom waiting for a good Clam Sandwiching"
"Hell Yea!"
Clam Sandwiching by UnkleLiel March 25, 2025
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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