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clam chowder ass bitch

A term to describe ain't shit people. Coined by Rudy of @oldiesrule4ever
Stephanie is a clam chowder ass bitch for her tweets about undocumented immigrants.

ass clam 

An Assclam is the walk a person does when they have to go to the bathroom. Holding their asscheeks tightly together, like a clam. Sometimes snapping them together quickly to avoid smudge marks. An insult to a person whom walks, or acts funny.
Hey look Chrissy! That guy is an ass clam,I hope he shits himself real good.

Look at his ass clam, he must have to pinch one off, you know sally?
ass clam by ANewRetrospect February 17, 2006

tighter than a clam's ass 

Excessively cheap and tightfisted with money.
Forget about asking John to donate. He's tighter than a clam's ass.

ass clam 

n. a assclam is a person who, is always wrong talks shit and falls on his cock
ass clam by Bob Barker May 29, 2003

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026