citycel
Someone who doesn’t have money to buy a house in the suburbs but tries to convince everyone including themselves that city life is great and they don’t want to leave.
They endlessly rent an 800 sqft apartment with 2 roommates and walk past shit and needles on their way to get takeout from their Covid closed restaurants while telling you how great urban life is. They don’t have a car and say it’s fine watching homeless people masturbate on the subway because they don’t want to add pollution to the atmosphere.
The rare Citycel who is able to muster enough of a down payment to buy a house instantly no longer cares about the latest social issue to protest because they now have grass to mow on the weekends.
They endlessly rent an 800 sqft apartment with 2 roommates and walk past shit and needles on their way to get takeout from their Covid closed restaurants while telling you how great urban life is. They don’t have a car and say it’s fine watching homeless people masturbate on the subway because they don’t want to add pollution to the atmosphere.
The rare Citycel who is able to muster enough of a down payment to buy a house instantly no longer cares about the latest social issue to protest because they now have grass to mow on the weekends.
“Pshhhhh no way I’d want to live out in the burbs, I don’t want to add 45 minutes to my commute”
“But you’ve been permanent work from home for 16 months…”
“Ya but there’s soooo many restaurants and coffee shops nearby that I couldn’t give up”
“They’ve also been closed for 16 months”
“But but they’ll come back you’ll see!!!”
“Forget it Xander you’re just a Citycel.”
“But you’ve been permanent work from home for 16 months…”
“Ya but there’s soooo many restaurants and coffee shops nearby that I couldn’t give up”
“They’ve also been closed for 16 months”
“But but they’ll come back you’ll see!!!”
“Forget it Xander you’re just a Citycel.”
citycel by Ginobiliiiii July 12, 2021
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