cisqo

A real ladies man. Always friendly and up for an adventure. Cisqo is the long time friend you want to keep. Great sense on humour but also a very determined soul.

"If anyone can show us a good night, Cisqo can! He knows which spots to hit and get the ladies!"

by Lord Porkchoppington June 18, 2022

CisHon

A cis person who "doesn't pass"

"I uploaded my picture to /lgbt/ and they said I didn't pass but I'm cis"
"Guess you're a cishon"

by Yung_cash February 10, 2022

Cislo

Name of the bloodline in which "The Archetype" was born.

...And the one born under the name of Cislo came of age and free'd the people of planet Earth...

by Enki...escape October 14, 2008

Cismo

Grouchy father of 4 who in spare time enjoys consuming delicious beverages (alcoholic) so he may use his magical drunken dog kicking abilities to better the world, You may be wondering "How would I even go about becoming such a man" ? The answer is be a total BAMF an drink the blood of your enemies only then will you reach the level of existence Cismo has reached.

Bitches said "Cismo just torsofucked that shit up"

by CISZMO ( son of Cismo ) October 20, 2009

San Cisco

Awesome Australian band.

Who wouldn't love San Cisco? Their song Awkward is just amazing.

by triple me May 17, 2012

The Cisco Kid

A fictional outlaw depicted in the short story "The Callebaroes way". Depicted on films as a hero, although he was written as an outlaw. The subject of two popular songs "The Cisco Kid" by "War" and "Cisco Kid" by "Sublime".

The Cisco kid, he was a friend of mine

by JohnC1234 May 16, 2014

Cisco Wine

Refers to the liquid waste excreted from The Dark Lord himself - comonly in strawberry and peach flavors fermented to the almost joke status of being called a wine. Cisco has known to be referred to as "Liquid Cocaine" or for more practical purposes, "Pipe Cleaner spilled on the floor of an abandoned Buffalo NY train station that eats through concrete faster than a Xenomorph's blood". Cisco, will fuck you in the asshole with a brick that has been dipped in Hepatitis and Fear. It is in the family with the common street wine Wild Irish Rose - except WIR would be a newborn baby and Cisco is the abusive step-father with boundary issues. Can also be used to power a Pratt&Whitney F-16 fighter jet engine or euthanize lab rats. Drinking this substance will lead to physical destruction and loss of memory....for up to the rest of your life. People have reported waking up in pools their own urine, vomit, feces and the broom closet of the YMCA in Rockport Maryland. The hangover that can result from Cisco is the equivalent of sticking your head up the ass of a Kentucky Derby horse in full sprint and being ejected into a brick wall all while undergoing Chemotherapy treatments that could kill an elephant. You are also guranteed to loose one friend while undergoing a Cisco bender and cause your father not to love you anymore; excessive violence has also been reported and wild violent threats to shut down the internet, (not yours the actual Internet) and falling off roofs.

Darren: you seen travis

Mike: he drank two bottles of Cisco Wine the other day on a dare; pulled out his penis in front of a Tourbus carrying "Sisters for Christ" senior leaders and woke up in the stormdrain he thought existed.

Darren:....he in jail?
Mike: yes hes in jail - the storm drain was a womens shelter.

by david magnolia June 29, 2010