circus of clowns 

n: a shit-ton of clowns; a large grouping of clowns with a malevolent purpose

The circus of clowns rode the herd of war elephants on a pillaging rampage.
When Tim woke up, his worst nightmare had been realized: a circus of clowns had abducted him in his sleep.

circus of clowns by biggitylogos May 8, 2014

circus of farting clowns 

A euphemism verging on simile to denote that a formal committee or group of people, often in positions of leadership, is so inept that it’s comical.

Unfortunately, working for the State provided me with an opportunity to fully understand that a completely clueless circus of farting clowns were occupying key leadership roles up in Sacramento.

circus of farting clowns by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

Kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus 

Taking a shit.

"Dude, where the fuck have you been? We've been looking for you for 15 minutes!"

"Take it easy bros., I was in the shit house kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus

Kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus by Samuel Samuelson July 5, 2010