ciontirica 

The highest of high-end alpha males of Romania, Prahova, Pantazi

A truly legendary being to which when encountered you kneel and say "sarutpulastapine" then walk away blessed

Fiinta Inferioara: I can't believe my eyes! Is that a ciontirica in flesh?
Ciontirica: *ancient god language*

ciontirica by Mateiutz November 30, 2021

contricapilated 

i distressed state of perfuse vomiting

Yo, last night at FIJI i so contricapilated, man that shit was gross

contricapilated by shhep April 14, 2003