Cincinnati Shuffle 

When someone pisses you off so you proceed to dance around them punching them in the face with one hand, and eating a hot cream filled doughnut in the other.

William: “What is your problem?”
Billy: “You have done pissed me off, now I’m gonna give you the Cincinnati Shuffle!”

Cincinnati Shuffle by NillyBelson April 25, 2020

cincinnati shuffle 

When your buddy brings home a drunk chick and fucks her, then when he is done you go in pretending you are him and fuck her.

Buddy 1: alright, im done with her, its your turn, just roll her over she is laying on her stomach.
Buddy 2: 10-4 good buddy, its Cincinnati shuffle time

cincinnati shuffle by Der-Fuhrer December 14, 2010

Cincinnati shuffle 

The act of directing a persons (male or female) attention away from you and then swiftly inserting your thumb in there rectum

Aaron: hey dude look at that tree
Parry: oh no you got me with the Cincinnati shuffle!!!

Cincinnati shuffle by halamacherryo February 21, 2014

cincinnati shuffle 

When you buy new items in order to replace and return used ones in disrepair under the new receipt and warranty. Best executed at stores with liberal return policies such as Wal-Mart, Amazon, and The Home Depot.

A: "Don't you already have glasses like that?"
B: "Ya, but mine are scratched. I'm going to cincinnati shuffle them."

cincinnati shuffle by Shufflerock November 27, 2016