verb. to chucklespunk is to engage in post-masturbatory laughter, often due to an overwhelming sense of relief coupled with an amusing, if accidental, shot to one's face.

noun. chucklespunk is a bi-product of chucklespunking, where the act of laughing causes the diaphragm to relay pressure to the lower abdomen causing threads of semen to ejaculate to the rhythm of one's laughter.

"I was masturbating quite frantically - nearing orgasm - when I turned my head in reaction to a sudden rapping at my door. As I turned my head, thick white threads of my own semen hit me in the eye. I let out the biggest chucklespunk you ever did hear! I never did find out who had been at my door."

See Gigglespurt.

chucklespunk by petersPiss April 24, 2009

Related Words

chuckle up • Chucklepoozo • Chucklepie • chucklepuck • Chucklepunch • chucklespunk • Chuckle poop • chuckle pumps • chuckle fuck • chuckle nut

Chucklepoozo

A Guy Who Chuckles When Someone Say Poozo

When He Said ChucklePoozo he made a chuckle.

Chucklepoozo by ChucklePoozo June 6, 2018

Chucklepie

An innocent, sweet person doing something silly, funny, or goofy, but the actions are very innocent and unoffending, that is, unoffending to most people on the planet.

The little girl wanted a Barbie teddy bear so she painted it pink...what a chucklepie.

Chucklepie by EGRocks August 13, 2010

chucklepuck

Combination of chuckle head and hockey puck. Someone who's pulling a stunt that's goofy and dumb at the same time.

You stomped on that flaming bag of dog poop? Man, you're a chucklepuck!

chucklepuck by Dadof2CPs June 11, 2006

Chucklepunch

Chuckle punch is a word used when your friend is laughing at your joke and you are mad for him for something he did and you either punch him in the stomach or balls

Friend one: hey I got a joke for you why did the rat cross the road to get into the KFC deep fryer
friend two: that's so funny lol
Friend one: yeah Chucklepunch

Chucklepunch by Crying Willow 4462 July 30, 2023

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026