Christmas Hoe 

To be a woman of extreme promiscuity. Basically a hoe multiplied by 3. Christmas term comes in from Santa Claus' famous "Ho Ho Ho" trademark.

Ricky: Ayo, there goes that one hoe from the club son.

Bobby: Mayne!, that girl ain't no hoe son... She's a christmas hoe! There's a difference.

Christmas Hoe by DeezyD May 1, 2009

Christmas Caroling Hoe 

A step above a christmas hoe, a christmas caroling hoe is a woman who has been around the block and consistantly continues to go around the block one house at a time.

Jeremy: Yo son, I'm already hella drunk and need to hurry up and find someone to take to the crib.

Tony: I heard that, I'm to the point where I just might holla at a christmas caroling hoe.

Jeremy: Ummm... Nah, I rather masterbate. That's all you though.

Christmas Caroling Hoe by DeezyD May 1, 2009

Christian Hoe 

A individual who goes through many different relationships with multiple individuals over a short span of time, but doesn’t engage in any activities of a sexual nature with them, therefore maintaining their purity.

Jimmy is such a christian hoe — he’s dated so many different girls but never does anything with them.

Christian Hoe by yammerstudios March 13, 2021

chrismas hoes 

the best type of "ho" usually they come in groups of three's and are delivered by a jolly old fat white man on dec. 24

homie1: yo i was hooking up with sarah last night and when i woke up their were two other beezys

homie2: looks like santa gave you dem "chrismas hoes".

chrismas hoes by weedtom420 December 27, 2011

christmastoe 

A numbness or loss of feeling in your toe(s) often experienced by people who hike continuously on steep terrain. A common condition/occurrence in the Silviculture industry (brushing and tree planting).

Planting typically takes place between May and September and those who suffer from 'christmastoe' will often only regain feeling around Christmas: 4 - 6 months later.

Rookie: Man, this is fucking weird, I haven't been able to feel my big toe for the last week. I think it's dead...

Vet: Don't worry dude, it's just christmastoe.

Rookie: What?

Vet: The feeling will come back around christmas...

**vet walks away from rookie**

Vet mumbles: ...fucking rookies.

Rookie mumbles: ...fucking planting.

christmastoe by chicout-ami June 5, 2009

Christmastoe 

Similar to the condition of turftoe. Injury to toe caused by moving furniture to accomodate guests. Can also be caused by new gifts. The injury is typically caused by the victim's unfamiliarity with the new position of items.

Joe: "why are you limping"
Jim: "It's Christmastoe, I forgot we moved the coffee table when we opened the sleeper sofa and I kicked it this am."

Christmastoe by Shady Acres December 26, 2008

christmastoe 

see also mooseltoe. Camel toe at Christmas time.

Mrs. Clause is always worried about christmastoe during her holiday picture opportunities at the mall.

christmastoe by Stu January 24, 2005