Christmas Dick

The discovery of your penis being covered with red and green warts in the morning.

Steve: "Oh my God! Why is my dick all messed up!?"
Jan: "Surprise! Merry Christmas Dick!"

by StevieBones December 29, 2010

Christmas dick

When a male applies cocaine to his penis and then has sexual intercourse.

My buddy jeff Christmas dicked Zach’s mom.

by McGooo September 18, 2021

Christmas-Tree Dick

A penis that starts off thick at the bottom, and ends up thin the top.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Dick Christmas

An alternative name for Valentine’s Day.

I hope you have a great Valentine’s Day, or as I like to call it Dick Christmas!

by superman75 February 14, 2020