christian h 

christian h is a man who will hurt you he will be your first love and love bomb you. he will then get with your best friend in front of you. as well as get with the girl he always told you not to worry about but still do this day 6 months after we have broken up he will tell your bestfriend that he did love you and always will

“christian h hurt me so bad”

christian h by rantrant1234 May 5, 2024

Christian Horse Girl Music 

A very tasteful, traditional sub-genre of Kpop that typically evokes the feeling of being a free, Christian Princess in the field riding her horse. Typically linked to groups like: Lovelyz, GFRIEND, April, Fromis_9 and more recently CSR.

The phrase comes from a series of YouTube videos by "ajnvcr" or "Ajanugu" and gained recognition by the community ever since.

"What's your favorite genre of Music?"
"It has to be the Christian Horse Girl Music, nothing like old Gfriend songs."

Christian Horse Girl Music by LeChonk/Lesserafim_ February 14, 2023

Christian Hetland 

Possibly the coolest kid in the world. Christian Hetland is a one of a kind. You will never find anyone else quiet the same. Good at trampoline tricks. Thinks of very mischievous plans. You can't be bored with Christian Hetland.

i ride a six foot unicycle because my name is Christian!
Christian Hetland "meow meow kittey kittey"

Christian Hetland by jb+me October 19, 2010

christian hand holding 

The act of 2 people telling all their friends they only hold hands like the good Christians they proclaim to be while it's obvious they are giving in to their carnal desires.

We only do Christian hand holding

christian hand holding by RacerBas January 6, 2019

Valley Christian High School

Private school located in Cerritos, CA. Full of stuck up people who are all fake. Principal looks like Peter Griffin. Ugly maroon and gold colors. You'll be an outcast if you're not dutch. Boring parties. Overpriced pizza.

"You need academic help? Fuck you."

"We love Jesus." -Valley Christian High School

Valley Christian High School by BaseballFan1111 September 2, 2014

Christian Hippie 

One who lives/and or worships in their spirituality in a non-conventional, non-denominational Christian way.

My Christian Hippie friends and I play guitar and sing in our church band every Sunday morning.

Christian Hippie by Dakota Blue May 18, 2014

Christian hustler 

street savvy hustler that had Christian ethics to him/her. they prefer to be less known and act like a pitiful beggar to rip off your money.

drug dealer: wanna buy some weed?

Christian hustler: no f---ing way. ima poor beggar, cant afford that.

drug dealer: aww...im so sorry, here have a grand on me.

Christian hustler: <whispers to himself> thanks for your money loser!

Christian hustler by El Padrino Arriba October 24, 2009