Christ on a bicycle 

Exclamation used when someone is surprised, upset, or is trying to make a point.

Christ on a bike! Did that guy's car just explode?

Christ on a bicycle by Janis February 6, 2005

christ on a bicycle kick 

Used to express incredulity at an overheaded goal

"Look at this overhead kick that was disallowed"

"Christ on a bicycle kick!"

christ on a bicycle kick by horsefacenose August 26, 2011

Jesus Christ on a bicycle 

The using of christ's name, not necessarily in vain, but to exclaim surprise, disbelief, or disgust.
Also used in the excellent film, Ginger Snaps.

'Jesus Christ on a bicycle, Bob! You gave me a fright!'
or
'Jesus Christ on a bicycle! That was soooo gnarly!'

Jesus Christ on a bicycle by CobyPryant March 30, 2007

Jesus Fucking Christ on a Bicycle 

Interjection indicative of trouble, something wrong

"Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle! Slow down, but don't stop." Mr. Wednesday in Neil Gaiman's American Gods, Part 2, Chapter 12.

Jesus Fucking Christ on a Bicycle by Doc Rock 75 April 26, 2023

what in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle 

A strenuous term one may exclaim when surprised, appalled, or confused; usually prompted by a supernatural event

"Dude, look! A ghost!"

"What in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle?"

what in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle by DudeBroKowski November 4, 2024