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Chrislamism

A hybrid American religion formed by the combination of dogmatic, Bible thumping Christianity with the worst of Islam, especially popular among American self-righteous wingnuts.
Despite the alleged separation of church and state, the U.S. government is now greatly influenced by Chrislamism.
by Richard Kelly September 11, 2005
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Christmist

A daze or trance caused by the stress of the holiday season when attempting to think of gifts to purchase for one's friends and family.
Driver: "That lady totally just cut us off!"
Passenger: "She's probably in a Christmist."
Driver: "What a tool."
by Nik and Cailee December 16, 2010
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christatist

A person who believes that human beings are incapable of being 'good' without a god or a society of 'god fearing people' to ensure your 'goodness' via laws, regulation, and the definition of things like 'marriage'.
The religious right is so interested in "small government", yet the christatists want to expand government to define 'marriage'.
by JKB619 January 21, 2014
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