Chrislamism

A hybrid American religion formed by the combination of dogmatic, Bible thumping Christianity with the worst of Islam, especially popular among American self-righteous wingnuts.

Despite the alleged separation of church and state, the U.S. government is now greatly influenced by Chrislamism.

Chrislamism by Richard Kelly September 11, 2005

Christmist 

A daze or trance caused by the stress of the holiday season when attempting to think of gifts to purchase for one's friends and family.

Driver: "That lady totally just cut us off!"
Passenger: "She's probably in a Christmist."
Driver: "What a tool."

Christmist by Nik and Cailee December 16, 2010

christatist 

A person who believes that human beings are incapable of being 'good' without a god or a society of 'god fearing people' to ensure your 'goodness' via laws, regulation, and the definition of things like 'marriage'.

The religious right is so interested in "small government", yet the christatists want to expand government to define 'marriage'.

christatist by JKB619 January 21, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008