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Christograph
1. A series of questions designed to assess how religious a person claims to be, usually to defraud false claims.
1.
"Yo man, what happened between you and your girl?"
"Eh, everything was going ok but then I told her I was Catholic and failed her Christograph test."
"Yo man, what happened between you and your girl?"
"Eh, everything was going ok but then I told her I was Catholic and failed her Christograph test."
Christograph by unoit! December 8, 2009
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CHRISdouche
A crazy, psychotic, emotionally disturbed young man who acts like a douche. At times( most of the time) he can be a snitch, a nark, a bitch tit, and a piss cup. And usually enjoys a good golden shower.
CHRISdouche is a douche.
CHRISdouche by the circle. March 20, 2009
Chrisdon
A Chrisdon is like Is a Galaxy - Captivating, Powerful, One of a kind and Full of Creation. His eye's can read the faintest hints of your emotions making him a powerful listener of things spoken and unspoken.
He is extremely commited and loyal and will do whatever it takes to take care of you. He is also very strong and strong willed. He will defend when it is necessary and will help you get stronger to defend yourself.
Did I mention Chrisdon's are hot and typically have tattoos. Perfect Sexy Lips and the works - you get the picture.
He is full of knowledge and a Jack of all trades but unlike most He has mastered most of them.
He is extremely sexy, athletic & thoughtful.
Chrisdon's can also kill Bears and Dinosaurs with their Bare hands and can survive in any environment.
Chrisdon's are a powerful experience and aim to be the #1 in all catagories and always achieve it.
He is extremely commited and loyal and will do whatever it takes to take care of you. He is also very strong and strong willed. He will defend when it is necessary and will help you get stronger to defend yourself.
Did I mention Chrisdon's are hot and typically have tattoos. Perfect Sexy Lips and the works - you get the picture.
He is full of knowledge and a Jack of all trades but unlike most He has mastered most of them.
He is extremely sexy, athletic & thoughtful.
Chrisdon's can also kill Bears and Dinosaurs with their Bare hands and can survive in any environment.
Chrisdon's are a powerful experience and aim to be the #1 in all catagories and always achieve it.
Chrisdon
A Chrisdon is like Is a Galaxy - Captivating, Powerful, One of a kind and Full of Creation. His eye's can read the faintest hints of your emotions making him a powerful listener of things spoken and unspoken.
He is extremely commited and loyal and will do whatever it takes to take care of you. He is also very strong and strong willed. He will defend when it is necessary and will help you get stronger to defend yourself.
Did I mention Chrisdon's are hot and typically have tattoos. Perfect Sexy Lips and the works - you get the picture.
He is full of knowledge and a Jack of all trades but unlike most He has mastered most of them.
He is extremely sexy, athletic & thoughtful.
Chrisdon's can also kill Bears and Dinosaurs with their Bare hands and can survive in any environment.
Chrisdon's are a powerful experience and aim to be the #1 in all catagories and always achieve it.
He is extremely commited and loyal and will do whatever it takes to take care of you. He is also very strong and strong willed. He will defend when it is necessary and will help you get stronger to defend yourself.
Did I mention Chrisdon's are hot and typically have tattoos. Perfect Sexy Lips and the works - you get the picture.
He is full of knowledge and a Jack of all trades but unlike most He has mastered most of them.
He is extremely sexy, athletic & thoughtful.
Chrisdon's can also kill Bears and Dinosaurs with their Bare hands and can survive in any environment.
Chrisdon's are a powerful experience and aim to be the #1 in all catagories and always achieve it.
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