chowboy

A Chinese cowboy

In China they don't have many chowboys.

chowboy by 3 Sunshines February 4, 2016

Chowboy

A resident of a South American nation who wears a suede jacket over a turtle neck and takes a keen interest in agriculture, equestrianism and international travel.

Person A: Have you met Esteban?
Person B: Does he ride a horse and lives on a coffee farm in Argentina?

Person A: Seems like a bit of a Chowboy
Person C (me): That’s exactly what he is.

Chowboy by PapiRyan July 11, 2021

Chowboy

A man who is know to "power chow" or preform frequent oral sex.

After years of her boyfriend not going down on her Paula was forced to ask "Where have all the chowboys gone?"

Chowboy by Armtistic April 18, 2026

rusty cowboy 

Rusty Cowboy (or Rusty Cowgirl): The act of pulling a blood saturated tampon from your girl's vagina, holding it by the string, spinning it above your head while yelling "Yee Haw", and then slinging it at the wall.

1. Ted: The Bible says man shall not know woman when she is bleeding.

Stanley: I guess the dude who wrote it never heard of the Rusty Cowboy.

2. My girlfriend was so drunk and horny last night that she didn't eve get mad when I played Rusty Cowboy.

rusty cowboy by Vaquero#1 March 19, 2014

18 naked cowboys 

"In the showers, in the fields.. Anywhere in Ram Ranch"

"There are 18 naked cowboys in the city!"

18 naked cowboys by Definitions for people October 22, 2018

cowboy country 

Wild West like. Not properly planned and controlled.

unmethodical, unsystematic, undisciplined, unorganized, badly organized, unprepared, inefficient, ineffective, ineffectual, incapable

"The new manager came in and ran the place all cowboy country. It's hopelessly disorganized now."

cowboy country by dangerousness June 3, 2019

douche cowboy 

Greasy filthy scragley long haired ripped t-shirt, cowboy boot wearing skid. Chases cougars with his fake shity Nashville accent. Usually hangs out at local watering holes preying on the weak. Spreads round worms and Chlamydia to every person he interacts with including pets and wildlife.

Approace with caution, pepper spray and a Hazmat suite. Is known to have winey bitch tantrums and destroy private property.

Answers to the follows calls:

"Cooooorrrryyyy Maaarkwaaarrrt"
"Hey DC!"

"Did you see that Douche Cowboy over there? Coooryyy Maaarkkkwaart....Hey DC!"

"I think I got worms from that Douche Cowboy that took advantage of me when I was drunk."

"That Douche Cowboy' s long gross hair left grease marks on my furniture."

"That Douche Cowboy is so full of himself. Look at what he is Wearing he looks so stupid!

douche cowboy by spacekitty123 February 2, 2017