A resident of a South Americannation who wears a suede jacket over a turtle neck and takes a keen interest in agriculture, equestrianism and international travel.
Person A: Have you met Esteban?
Person B: Does he ride a horse and lives on a coffee farm in Argentina?
Person A: Seems like a bit of a Chowboy
Person C (me): That’s exactly what he is.
Rusty Cowboy (or Rusty Cowgirl): The act of pulling a blood saturated tampon from your girl's vagina, holding it by the string, spinning it above your head while yelling "Yee Haw", and then slinging it at the wall.
1. Ted: The Bible says man shall not know woman when she is bleeding.
Stanley: I guess the dude who wrote it never heard of the Rusty Cowboy.
2. My girlfriend was so drunk and horny last night that she didn't eve get mad when I played Rusty Cowboy.
Greasy filthy scragley long haired ripped t-shirt, cowboy boot wearing skid. Chases cougars with his fake shity Nashville accent. Usually hangs out at local watering holes preying on the weak. Spreads round worms and Chlamydia to every person he interacts with including pets and wildlife.
Approace with caution, pepper spray and a Hazmat suite. Is known to have winey bitch tantrums and destroy private property.
Answers to the follows calls:
"Cooooorrrryyyy Maaarkwaaarrrt"
"Hey DC!"
"Did you see that Douche Cowboy over there? Coooryyy Maaarkkkwaart....Hey DC!"
"I think I got worms from that Douche Cowboy that took advantage of me when I was drunk."
"That Douche Cowboy' s long gross hair left grease marks on my furniture."
"That Douche Cowboy is so full of himself. Look at what he is Wearing he looks so stupid!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.