chordfest

A song where the guitar work for the song is mainly or completely comprised of chords and it is usually very boring to play and won't impress anybody you show it to.

I loaded up the Ramones guitar tab, but decided not to learn any after all because every one of their songs were extremely easy chordfests that wouldn't impress anybody.

by thebeastateverything June 26, 2009

chodester

a fan of cody ko

im a total chodester. i love cody

by leniew May 3, 2019

Chodest Chode

A chode that is so short and wide that it is the chodest of chodes.

"Whoa, Lance has the Chodest Chode I've ever seen!"

by PapaFrank October 28, 2018

Chopfest

An overcrowded, alcohol themed festival dedicated the Portuguese culture, which typically occurs annually during the month of June in Newark, NJ and occupies several blocks on Ferry Street.

I want to go to the chopfest and drink some sangria.

I'm going to the chopfest to hook up with some drunk sluts.

by K Dolo June 21, 2010

chodefest

the coming together of many people who are chodes

"Man, that Star Trek convention was a complete chodefest."

by Cole HM February 11, 2008

The chodesters

Worlds most vicious small dick gang

Woody- “Hey, have you heard about The Chodesters?”

Tommy- “ Yeah, I heard they’re big streets and small in the bed.”

by Ray Nathan August 2, 2018

cornfest

festival of corn like one often held in North Ridgeville, Ohio.

Highlight of any North Ridgevillian's summer.

Y'all going to cornfest?

by Zippitydoodah June 18, 2008