chopstick dick

A sharp, pointy penis that gives splinters.

-That guy gave me splinters.

-How?
-I think his dick was a chopstick.

-Chopstick Dicks are the worst.

chopstick dick by poorly May 20, 2016

Chapstick dick 

very simply, a small penis no larger than a tube of chapstick.

my friend cindy keeps complaining to me about her boyfriends little chapstick dick.....

Chapstick dick by mgeniusg August 23, 2006

Chapstick Dick 

A description of a small penis. Though smaller penises are more common among men of Far Eastern origin, (Chinese, Korean, Japanese and etc), it can be caused by excessive steroid abuse.

Mamdouh wants to get a baby carrot chapstick dick like his buddy R*slan

Chapstick Dick by Jeremy_spoke_in October 3, 2019