choogness 

a load of old fucking bollocks

kamar is a choogness

choogness by bin bags are my enemy March 22, 2007

perceived coolness whore 

The annoying individual who claims to be interested or expert in almost any topic that anybody else in a group refers to as cool, often to the extent that their involvement in so many activities and interests, or in a more oscure pursuit or fetish, may seem dubious.

"Hangliding looks cool" eliciting the response "Oh, I LOVE to hanglide, I'm an experienced hangliderist!"

or

"I have a friend who is into CBT" followed by "Ooo, CBT is the coolest - I do it all the time!" leading the original speaker to ask the perceived coolness whore to define CBT in semi-polite company.

At their worst, a perceived coolness whore might stumble, late, into a conversation about female contraceptives or male pattern baldness and, upon hearing a prescription drug name, will claim to have once done lines of the afore-mentioned drug off the back of a hooker at a Hollywood party.

perceived coolness whore by Anthony Sheppard July 31, 2006

Maintain Coolness 

(main~tane kewl-ness)
adj. Keep it real, Be Cool, Shit wired tight, Maintaining, Maintained Coolness
1. An extreme state of Maintaining
2. When one is in a troublesome situation and does not give in to the pressure, temptations, or does not let negitive chance effect them.
3. To keep a high level of bad assery at a club/bar/party/home alone.

Eventhough that lying bitch cheated on Boxhead, he maintained coolness and obtained his first booty call one week after he shunned that slut. He later obtained his Grey belt at a second-degree level two weeks following. He definitely can Maintain Coolness.

Maintain Coolness by Boxhead January 19, 2006

Coolness 

Being fricken rad.

The level of coolness in Christian is super high.

Coolness by JazzlingJ September 30, 2020

Coolness 

is having courage - courage to do what's right.

coolness is having courage
courage to do what's right
just try to remember always
just to have a good time
good time good time good time
goo time goo thime goo thime
doo dime doo dime ooo im ooo im

Coolness by brotherbear February 3, 2009

Coolness 

The state being of cool, just a higher standard.

We get to go to Disney World, coolness!

Coolness by Emma N. M. June 5, 2007

Coolness 

Showing approval. Something that is favored.

Hey I just got a new ______.
Coolness.

Coolness by El Fredo April 11, 2004