chonego

A Mexican slang term used for rubber band or ponytail holder.

Do you have a chonego for my hair

by Silly Nessa1 November 12, 2015

chongo juice

the liquid that comes out of someones arse just before the solid shit comes out of the anus. Basically a liquefied shit

oi mate giz a drink of ur warm chongo juice
that guy has just let out so much chongo juice i might go for a chongo lad

by scrotum mcscot scrote July 5, 2012

chongover

a chongover is the equivalent of a hangover but comes from a heavy night of smoking weed. you wake up the next day still feeling extremely bleary eyed and unable to move from bed.

"man, today i woke up with such a chongover... i was battered last night"

by BizzleShank January 19, 2010

Purple Chongo

An alcoholic beverage mentioned in the popular 1992 song “Back to the Hotel” by N2Deep. Consists of ice, gin, cran-grape juice and a splash of orange juice.

We in the back, sippin’ purple chongos.

by bobbyDIG8L May 1, 2021

Chongoose

the god child of a cheetah and a mongoose

Balls man, you were moving like a chongoose.

by A chongoose April 13, 2010

Chongoloid

A male person of low intelligence and IQ; one who dresses in Ed Hardy and UFC apparel to disguise the fact that he has a miniscule penis; a muscle-bound jock who wears baggy pants and a baseball hat sideways; a moron.

"Why don't you go lift some more weights and fuck your own mother, ya goddamn chongoloid?"

by G-Gates September 10, 2011

chodegobbler

One who suckles on a massive amount of chode like a turkey. Different veresions like 2.0, 3.0, etc.

Gary: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Jean: Just studying in the stacks.
Gary: So, you are a chodegobbler.

by Garayus March 24, 2011