Taken from the early Renaissance style of the early Transylvanian noblemen known only as the Count-Collar, the ChocoPop is the name for the giant popped collar of Count Chocula, perhaps the world's most delicious vampire.
"When I grow up, I wanna be a leperchaun. What about you Billy?"
"Hell nah, when I grow up imma be Count Chocula, so I can CHOCO-POP yo' ass! hahaha!"
N. The name of the process which takes place in the body of a squirrel after given enough chocolate. This process can take up to 3 and a half hours, so if one night you have nothing to do, this is a good way to pass the time. The process consists of four steps
1. lose of ability to climb trees.
2. lose of ability to tell the difference between another squirrel and a mailbox.
3. severe seizures.
4. explosion.
A: I have so many bags of leftover chocolate chips, and i dont know what to do with them.
B: Well, theres a shit load of squirrels in my backyard, wanna ses them have Chocopoppysquirrels?
A: Hell yea!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.