choking the bishop 

to masterbate, to jack off, to wank, to use your hand to feel sexual pleasure by yourself, nuff said

i was choking the bishop all day yesterday

choking the bishop by M "Smoke'M" Crackaz August 26, 2006

choking-the-bishop 

to masturbate, wank, spank the monkey, jerk off, loose a torpedo, spunk your load, ejaculate through manual stimulation.

Bob was choking-the-bishop in the kitchen, when his mother came back unexpectedly from the shops and caught him.

choking-the-bishop by Andrew_ZV April 26, 2006