to masturbate, wank, spank the monkey, jerk off, loose a torpedo, spunk your load, ejaculate through manual stimulation.
Bob was choking-the-bishop in the kitchen, when his mother came back unexpectedly from the shops and caught him.
by Andrew_ZV April 26, 2006
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by M "Smoke'M" Crackaz August 26, 2006
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