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choir nerds

Losers that are in choir because they aren't cool enough to play an instrument. People who can't play an instrument resort to choir because they have nothing better to do in their life but mock bandgeeks because they are good enough to be able to actually PLAY an instrument rather that SUCK at singing. It takes more skill and time to play an instrument.
Bob: Hey Jill are you going to be one of the choir nerds again this year?
Jill: ha! No way, I want to be a band geek cause they are totally cool!
Bob: band geeks...
Jill: RULE!
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choir nerd 

A member of a choir, or show choir, that is extremely obsessed with it. These people tend to sing non-stop, do the choir's vocal warm ups when they are bored, know every part (Soprano, Alto, Tenor, Bass, etc.) to a song, and prove that they know everyone's part by singing it all the time.
When a group of choir nerds is at a competition, or on a field trip of some sort, you can usually spot them trying to sing every song from every Disney movie or musical imaginable. They are seldom on pitch when doing so, and seem to have A.D.D. when singing. They get past a few bars of music, and then they get bored and look for another song.
Ryan: Hey na-ne-ding-dong, ya lang-yalang-a-lang
Mark: Boop sha do, ya-tatatatatata
Rachel: MARK! RYAN! You are SUCH choir nerds!
choir nerd by Mark Needle November 13, 2005

choir nerd 

The classier of the two musical groups. (Band Geeks and Choir Nerds) Choir Nerds are way smarter than band geeks, for they can play in a concert WITHOUT music, or an instrument. And even before there were bands, there were choirs! Band geeks are just too lazy to really learn the natural way of music, so they have pieces of brass/wood/strings do it for them.

Choir Nerds are usually seen with other choir nerds, and may happen to be humming, or singing selections from choir in all the differet voice ranges. Choir Nerds are (usually) comepletley obsessed with thier Choir Teaher, and add him/her on Facebook as many times as possible, before the teacher gives in. A choir nerd might also have an assortment of "Choir Nerd" t- shirts in their closet, as well as competition tees, polos, and black dressy pants and shoes. They usually take voice lessons, piano lessons and extra credit from thier director. They also seem to know the term: Hair Natzi, which makes them laugh eery time someone mentions it. And choir nerds are the only ones priveliged to say: Dipthong. Choir Nerds are simply BETTER than any Band Geek.
Choir Nerds are BORN, band geeks are MADE.
choir nerd by nerdychoirgirl August 25, 2009

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026