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Chodish
CHODISH
“Omg yeah I banged this hot dude last night but as he was taking off his boxers, I saw his chodish dick.”
“Oh my god ew! Total turn off.”
“I know right. I didn’t get the orgasm I wanted.”
“Oh my god ew! Total turn off.”
“I know right. I didn’t get the orgasm I wanted.”
CHODISH by Isabellachavez March 14, 2018
Chodistic
*guy with no chode "Yo stop acting so chodistic"
*guy secretly with a vageen "My bad ill stop right now"
*guy secretly with a vageen "My bad ill stop right now"
Chodistic by Rad Chad09 April 18, 2023
Chodistic
Chodistic by Oogiesworld February 15, 2017
Chodism
the religion which includes every man with a chode. Whenever you see one of these there is nothing you can do but bow your head and feel sorry. Chodists believe in the golden chode theory of life and go to pinguis palosus every sunday (fat and hairy in latin). AJ is the chodism god, And only allows one holiday called purple-headed-sympathy in which people feel sad for the chodists and give them presents.
Chodism by Mitch Evanier January 4, 2008
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