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choderider 

A person who, in addition to burgling turds and being a dingleberry, enjoys riding on big fat beefy chodes.
Dev is such a motherfucking choderider he should seriously have to get a permit for that kind of choderiding.
Chodesia (cho-dee-zhuh) Noun, Origin: Latin

Dried up taint juice along the choda including the back side of a formerly sweaty sack.

Chodesia is often wasted during the bathing process. It is best used when wiped along a female's leg for example leaving a colorless streak of fine fragrance similar to perfume.
After spending the afternoon brewing up a fresh batch of chodesia I wiped it on your mom's leg last night while snuggling.
Chodesia by Joe B. Black June 18, 2009

Chodeitis 

A congenital condition resulting from a deletion on chromosome number 16 in white males. The deletion affects the production of the so-called "good-looking" gene. Patients affected are known to be of short stature,only talking about working out, ugliness, limited athletic ability and have hair loss occur with the onset of puberty, which is when the disease manifests itself. Other symptoms include trying to act black, earings, unnecessary cursing, and general douche-bagness. To this date no cure for the chodeitis has been found since no amount amount of working out, popped collars, slang words, or hair gel will keep the affected person from looking like a Chode.
Aww man look at that short guy over there with the popped collars and gelled hair...i bet he's got Chodeitis.
Chodeitis by CUNT MONKEY April 29, 2008

chodezilla 

A chode that is longer then 5 inches.
You could land a plane on that chodezilla
chodezilla by Derek_Tanis August 13, 2005
A very wide vagina, which is wider than it is long. Often sexual intercourse with a woman with a chodegina is described as throwing a hot dog down a hallway, parking a bicycle in an airplane hanger, or throwing a toothpick into a volcano. Chodeginas often result in rumors about men with small penises because their chodegina cannot be pleasured by the average sized penis.
Damn, that Courtney has one giant chodegina.
Chodegina by papacherry69 January 1, 2010

Chodacidal Maniac 

A person that is addicted to giant chodes. This person will be obssessed with chodes so much to the point they would kill for a nice chode. Chodacidal maniacs have been known to harm themselves or others in search of their next chode.
Nick is such a Chodacidal Maniac that all he thinks about is little waynes chode.
Chodacidal Maniac by DinoDanman December 2, 2011