Skip to main content

Bar-code hair 

A person who has the most ugliest bangs, so much so that the bangs kind of looks like a bar-code.
Natalie: OMG, did you see Maria's new haircut, She really got them bar-code hair.
Emily: I bet I can scan it and get free cilantro.
Natalie: ew anything but cilantro.
Bar-code hair by Misfit6969 July 9, 2020

Choda Hair 

The furry (usually lint-infested) hair which covers the "choda" (area between scrotum and anus)
I got critters crawlin' in my choda hair again
Choda Hair by Mrs. Robinson December 28, 2003

Hair Choke 

When a girl sleeps with her hair down and in the morning it is wrapped around her neck.
Hair Choke by GetItMichigan February 2, 2015

Hairy Chode 

A penis wider than it is round, with more mass in hair than actual cock.
Brit loves the hairy chode, its a southern tradition.
Hairy Chode by Chodeman69 September 29, 2009

hairy chode 

a short fat penis that is hairy and crusty.
ex. Jared Brooks and Destiny Brooks are "hairy chodes"
hairy chode by .anonymous_69. November 12, 2019

hairy chode 

A hairy chode is someone who thinks its funny define your name as something Gay. In another sense this means that the ugly bastard is placing a lame definition for your name.
i have this stupid hairy chode freind who placed a definition thats gay.
hairy chode by Aaron pontious October 3, 2004