A person who has the most ugliest bangs, so much so that the bangs kind of looks like a bar-code.
Natalie: OMG, did you see Maria's new haircut, She really got them bar-code hair.
Emily: I bet I can scan it and get free cilantro.
Natalie: ew anything but cilantro.
A hairy chode is someone who thinks its funny define your name as something Gay. In another sense this means that the ugly bastard is placing a lame definition for your name.