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A penis wider than it is round, with more mass in hair than actual cock.
Brit loves the hairy chode, its a southern tradition.
by Chodeman69 September 28, 2009
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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a short fat penis that is hairy and crusty.
ex. Jared Brooks and Destiny Brooks are "hairy chodes"
by .anonymous_69. November 12, 2019
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A hairy chode is someone who thinks its funny define your name as something Gay. In another sense this means that the ugly bastard is placing a lame definition for your name.
i have this stupid hairy chode freind who placed a definition thats gay.
by Aaron pontious October 03, 2004
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