chocolate stream

An ejaculation of liquid fecal matter from the penis. This is done by take liquid diahrrea and injecting it into the penis by using a long syringe and excreting the diahrrea up the penis and hopefully into the ejaculatory duct. The male then causes himself to forcefully ejaculatre after sexual stimulation

that guy shot a chocolate stream up my nose!

chocolate stream by Jb stim July 23, 2004

Chocolate Steamer 

This is an off-set of a Cleveland Steamer. When a person has a fecies phobia, or lacks confidence, they may substitute fecies with a full size chocolate candy bar.

I gave my new girlfriend a chocolate steamer, she's just shy that way.

Chocolate Steamer by DanVleet June 24, 2009

white chocolate steamer 

When a white raper gives a cleaveland steamer.

Ooooooo dawg I gave that girl a white chocolate steamer

white chocolate steamer by Diddlewood September 3, 2016

Screaming Chocolate Guy 

As made famous by Spongebob Squarepants.

The episode where Spongebob and Patrick are selling chocolate bars and he insanely screams "CHOCOLATE!!!"

He ends up buying all of the chocolate.

Screaming Chocolate Guy: CHOCOLATE!!!!

Screaming Chocolate Guy: Now that I have you right where I want you, *suspense builds* I'd like to buy all of your chocolate.

Screaming Chocolate Guy by OMFG CHOCOLATE September 27, 2009

screaming chocolate dragon 

When you shit in a womans mouth and nose, and right before she sneezes you cover her face with your hands. Then she sneezes the shit out of her nose resembling a screaming chocolate dragon.

I did a screaming chocolate dragon on my girlfriend. It was fun.

screaming chocolate dragon by Akshay Paradkar Khambati December 12, 2007

White chocolate blueberry crumble steamer 

The act of gathering seagull feces, proceeding to melt (via microwave) and actively use as lubricant during an eyes wide shut sex orgy.

Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11

Woah man, that white chocolate blueberry crumble steamer last night took hours to wash off post climax!

White chocolate blueberry crumble steamer by Dinardi January 7, 2021