Chocolate Sock

Removing you sock and using it to wipe your shitty ass in leiu of toilet paper.

Patrick Swayze - "I was out at the Double Deuce last night and, ironically, had to take a greasy deuce. I rushed into the bathroom, harpooned a log in the toilet only to find there was no toilet paper. I took off my shoe and did the only thing I could think of, Chocolate Sock."

Random Dude - "Ya I was wondering why you left the bar with one sock on."

Chocolate Sock by Dangerstache October 6, 2009

chocolate sock puppet

the act in partaking in anal sex with different socks as condoms, and afterwords turning off all the lights except for a lamp and putting on a puppet show for all your friends as a trophy.

next show starts in 20 minutes!!!

Whats it about?
its about a magical land ware Mr. chocolate sock puppet gets kidnapped and taken away from his family.

chocolate sock puppet by lykaboss August 2, 2011

chocolate socket 

Slang term for anus, specifically an anus used for anal intercourse.

I could not wait to stick my cock into Jill's chocolate socket.

chocolate socket by Levontaun April 4, 2007

Chocolate socks 

When you shit your pants and it runs down your leg making your socks brown.

Johnny: Hey man why's bill walking weird?
Sampson: Man he just sharted and made chocolate socks.

Chocolate socks by Jrmymcc January 23, 2017

Chocolate socket 

A girl who fucks black guys

Girl: I love tall dark and handsome
Guys: we know chocolate socket

Chocolate socket by Assault machine January 26, 2017

Socks Vs Chocolate 

Two Homies From The Hood Laughing About Some Guy Who Sells Socks And A Guy Who Looks Like Chocolate. This Is For William And Christian

William : "SOCKS!"
Christian : "Chocolate!"
Random Guy : "What The Hell Is Socks Vs Chocolate?!"

Socks Vs Chocolate by Beau From The Vans Store February 10, 2023