Chocolate Queen

An older, slightly judgemental term used to describe typically queer, caucasian men whom only date black men. The term can also be used to describe any non-black individual who is often found keeping black company.

Person 1: "Where's Matt?"
Person 2: "Over there chatting up that black man."
Person 1: "He's such a chocolate queen."

Chocolate Queen by Glamp April 19, 2018

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Chocolate Queen

Typically a middle aged Caucasian woman ie. Cougar who enjoys the sexual company of young black males. Often several at a time. Either in the presence of her husband or not.

The "Chocolate Queen" is looking for a bull to teach her husband how to really please a woman.

Chocolate Queen by Big Time Mike May 27, 2012

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Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie

When a man ejaculates inside a girl while she is on her period and she proceeds to fart out of her vagina (pussy), squirting out the creamy, bubbly, red and white jizzblood. Afterwards the combination of all of the substances forced out by the queef, drip down into her shit coated asshole, which works as a crust for the Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie and a tasty, delicious snack.

1. I was really hungry, so I fucked my girlfriend while she was on her period without a condom, so I could eat a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.

2. Thank god I waited long enough to fuck my girlfriend for both her period and the diarrhea around her asshole to dry, so I could enjoy this fine delectable that is a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.

MMMMM...Bloody Queef Cum!!

Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie by Scott, Ben, Jesse October 28, 2007

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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