chocolate pancake 

A man takes a large shit on a woman's chest and hits it firmly with a canoe paddle (or any other near by object). Optional: Syrup can be added to the pancake by pissing all over the now flattend shit.

This activity is best done in someone else's bedroom.

Dude, I executed the best chocolate pancake the other night! And since I'd be drinkin, there was plenty of syrup to go around!

chocolate pancake by Max August 19, 2004

chocolate pancake 

To fill a woman's ass with syrup then the man sucks it out. the man just might eat a couple of chocolate chips in the process.

Guy 1: Dang, that girl has a nice ass!

Guy 2:I know, i would love to give her a chocolate pancake.

chocolate pancake by jlloydbjj October 26, 2011

chocolate pancake 

Defecate on a woman or man's face and spread it out in a circle flattening it then the other person climaxes on the others face for the whipped cream

I gave her the best chocolate pancake she ever had

chocolate pancake by Dämïöñ April 3, 2019

Chicago Chocolate Pancake

An act of shitting in a toilet, then accidentally dropping a belonging inside such as a phone. You fish it out with your bare hands, but lose your balance as you dive head first into the toilet bowl, causing your face to look like it’s covered in chocolate.

I hate when a Chicago Chocolate Pancake happens to me…

Chicago Chocolate Pancake by AssExplorer_405 October 6, 2026

Chocolate Chip Pancake

Common practice in the Midwest, the Chocolate Chip Pancake requires a man to shit on a pillow then does the female from behind while he shoves her face into the shit. Used in combination with a few other moves, one can accomplish a Breakfast Buffet; once thought to be an unattainable dream, but the popularization of the Chocolate Chip Pancake is making the Breakfast Buffet somewhat a more realistic but still epic move.

Bitch was so hot for ween that I made a deal with her; she only gets it if we bake a fresh Chocolate Chip Pancake.

Chocolate Chip Pancake by AMc799 January 21, 2009

Chocolate Chip Pancake

When a guy is performing anal sex on a subject, ejaculates inside of the butt cavity, pulls out, felches out the jizz that has some chocolatey poopy particles in it, rolls the subject over and spits out the batter on their stomach like pancake batter on a hot frying pan.

Guy 1: How was your date last night?
Guy 2: It was great! Gave her the ole chocolate chip pancake.

Chocolate Chip Pancake by YAYA2069 September 23, 2016

Chocolate chip pancake

A white nigga that has huge freckles the size of apples all over his body.

Dude 1: hey you see that new kid Isaiah that transferred here?
Dude 2: yeah he looks like a chocolate chip pancake.

Chocolate chip pancake by Seikinushi December 1, 2019