Skip to main content

Definitions by AssExplorer_405

Chicago Chocolate Pancake

An act of shitting in a toilet, then accidentally dropping a belonging inside such as a phone. You fish it out with your bare hands, but lose your balance as you dive head first into the toilet bowl, causing your face to look like it’s covered in chocolate.
I hate when a Chicago Chocolate Pancake happens to me…

Kentucky Cheese Bucket

A solo sex act that involves a man roughly fisting his anus, then inserting a mixture of honey, milk, and butter once fully gaped. After a month or two of performing this nightly ritual, the man shits out the continents into a metal bucket, thus resembling a bucket full of melted cheese.
Damn, I haven’t had a good Kentucky Cheese Bucket in a minute!