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chocolate o'clock 

the time at which it is necessary to consume massive amounts of chocolate. this phenomenon could occur at any given time of day.
"I'm feeling kind of sleepy."

"Hey! It's chocolate o'clock!"
chocolate o'clock by bahrainz February 13, 2005
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chocolate o’clock 

Chocolate O’Clock is every Thursday and to celebrate chocolate o’clock you have to smoke weed
Dequavious:I’m not smoking weed today it’s Thursday
Bartholomew:It’s not Thursday it’s chocolate o’clock

Chocolate Alarm Clock 

The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.
To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he was given a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".
Chocolate Alarm Clock by GayNegroid69 February 15, 2020

Chocolate Alarm Clock 

The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.
To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he woke up to a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".
Chocolate Alarm Clock by GayNegroid69 February 15, 2020
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