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Chocolate attack

This can only be properly performed when you have diarrhea. You run up to someone while they are either sleeping or looking away or somehow distracted, and you shit your liquidy-ass shit onto their head.
The first fraternity party I ever went to, I was chocolate attacked by a 350-pound sack of shit named Jeb.

Chocolate Attack

1) A chocolate attack is when one pelts another person with multiple peices of chocolate. Simply hitting another with chocolate can be considered a chocolate attack when they are hit numerous times with the chocolate, or chocolates.

2) When someone eats so much chocolate they become sick of it, and the very thought of eating any more chocolate is sickening.
"I'm having a chocolate attack! Get that chocolate away from me!"

"After school we're gonna show timmy our chocolate attack."
Chocolate Attack by V021M January 28, 2017