When you stick an almondjoy in your partner’s asshole and fuck it until it melts, then nut in it and siphon it out with a hershey’s squirt bottle (creating ganassche) and use it to glaze a chocolate cake.
“Yesterday was my whore sister Cindy’s birthday, so I fucked her ass with an almondjoy and made sure she got her little german chocolate hole.”
An act in which a male (or any female with a strap on) participant uses one's penis to "punch" a hole through a solid product of defecation, effectively stimulating one sexually. Please note that the "chocolate bar" must be hard on the outside, but chewy on the inside, to be truly considered usable in the term "punching the chocolate bar."
guy1: hey, I just shoved my penis into a hardened turd.
guy2: Been punching a hole the chocolate bar , have you?
guy1: Can't help but be punching a hole in the chocolate bar.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.