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choccy swipe 

inserting your own finger into ones anus then running said finger across the top lip of some unfortunate stupid cunt.
keith was talking bollocks so sandra gave him a good swift choccy swipe.
choccy swipe by robbie25 March 23, 2008

Choccy Starfish 

The anus... because of it's resemblance to a starfish made of chocolate. It is used more commonly in UK English than in American English.
Oi, Nigel is a bastard, I'll not be seeing him again. He tried to have a go at me Choccy Starfish.
Choccy Starfish by wyldesage May 28, 2012

Choccy Snags 

Tom: what do you want for lunch?
Jim: A choccy snag Bro!
Choccy snags are common Australian occurrence when an Aussie has a bunnings snag and a choccy milk.

Choccy Squirts 

The term given to a release of faeces that take on a particularly liquid-like texture, as well as the colour of melted cadbury's dairy milk caramel.
Unfortunately, the taste isn't quite the same
Guy 1: what's wrong with Alfonso? Has he got the shits?
Guy 2: much worse. He has the choccy squirts.
Choccy Squirts by DefinitionDoctor January 26, 2014

Choccy starfish 

Arse hole.
You are speaking out of your choccy starfish.

Smashed her right in the choccy starfish

Choccy Sundae

When a guy cums in a girls asshole and she shits it out later
“dude... I just saw a choccy sundae in the toilet after Becky forgot to flush”
Some dumbass: “ooh where”
Choccy Sundae by iquify March 8, 2021