An amazing girl who will always be there for you no matter what. Even if people screw her over or treat her like shit, if they were to ever need anything, she would be there to lend a hand. She's beautiful, amazing, kind hearted, and hilarious. Don't. Let. Go. Of. Her.
Chaahat is awesome. The best thing to ever come into your life. She is talented, beautiful, intelligent and will make you laugh until you cry. Chaahat is naturally a high achiever and bitch has a bright future. If you meet her, don't let her go because you will never find anyone like her.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.